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You're on a boat.

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This is a family vacation.

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You're just going to drink and gamble.

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You're doing so good.

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Whatever. There's probably going to be
hookers there, isn't there?

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I'm sorry, I'm sorry you had to hear
that.

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What's going on?

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Dad, your dad, he's just, he's on a boat
with some friends and he's drinking

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again, gambling.

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I just, yeah.

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Does he want us to call?

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No, no, he's just with his friends.

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When's he coming back?

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I don't know.

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He won't tell me.

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I don't know.

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I just... I'm trying to be a good dad
mom, you know?

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You are a good mom. Like, don't... I
mean, I don't know. Dad's just... You

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he's just like the way he is, like,
sometimes.

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Yeah, well, he's probably gonna be
fucking some hookers and getting AIDS or

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something. I don't know, but...

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Nah, maybe you just, like, a thing for,
did he say it was, like, a work thing?

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No, he said it was a work thing, but it
sounds like he's going on a yacht with

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some friends, and I'm sure it has
nothing to do with work.

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Oh, that sucks.

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Yeah.

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Oh, man.

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And you know what? Like, it's so
frustrating because I could get with so

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different guys, but I'm trying to be
good, you know?

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I'm married now, and...

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He just, he's going to cheat on me for
sure again.

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I mean, yeah, I mean, it's like,

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doesn't that know, like, you might do
that if he, like, if he keeps, like,

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cheating and stuff?

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I don't know if he cares.

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He's just getting drunk and doing
whatever he wants.

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You know what? When I was in college, I
did some wild stuff.

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Really? Yeah, I did.

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Yeah, there were a lot of guys.

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A lot.

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Like a train.

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Really? That's crazy.

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Yeah, one right after the other.

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I want to just be with your dad, but,
like, I don't know. I have urges, you

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know? I have a really high libido.

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That doesn't... Does that suck for you?

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Not really. It's been weeks.

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Mom, that's crazy.

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I know.

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I just keep masturbating to my college
years.

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I don't know what else to do now.

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I mean, if you, like, went to the beach,
you could, like, have sex with, like,

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any dude there, probably.

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I know.

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I'm always getting hit on.

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Like a bunch of guys, honestly.

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I know. I'd love that. But I'm married
now.

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I'm like, I mean,

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you know, you're my mom, but, like,
you're really hot. Like, I mean, most

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definitely think you're really hot.

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You could just be, like, doing whatever.

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Yeah. You know what?

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I don't want to, but he's kind of
pushing me now.

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He doesn't seem to care.

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Yeah, I just, like, it's just crazy.

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I know.

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It's ridiculous.

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But what am I going to do about it?

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I married the guy.

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Yeah.

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I mean, like, if you did, like, if you
wanted to go out and, like, sex with

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people, like, I wouldn't tell Dad about
it or anything.

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You wouldn't? No.

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I think you should, like, be able to
have fun, like, especially if you're,

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horny and stuff.

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I know. I have needs.

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Lots of needs.

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Your dad doesn't seem to care, so...
Yeah, this is, like, crazy, Mom. Like,

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you know, like... I don't know. I just
think you should do whatever you want.

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You know?

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You think so?

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Yeah, like, why not?

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See, are you jerking off under there?

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No.

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Mom, I... You're so hard.

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I'm sorry, you were just talking about,
like, the sex stuff, and I just...

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That's so wrong.

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I know, I'm sorry.

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What are you doing?

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It's really nice.

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You think so?

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Yeah.

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You're my son.

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I see where your dad gets it from.

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I'm like, what?

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I could, like, help you out.

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You know?

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I don't know.

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You are my son.

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Mom, you're really corny.

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What if we just pretended I was just
like a stranger or something?

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I don't know.

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You wouldn't tell anyone?

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No, I wouldn't tell anybody, I swear.

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I wouldn't tell my friends.

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Anybody. And Dad wouldn't know. Like,
Dad's not going to be here for a while.

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You don't think he'll find out?

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No.

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I

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don't know.

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I feel so wrong.

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I've had sex before, Mom.

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You haven't. I have. I've had sex with,
like, three different girls.

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Yeah. When did this happen?

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I just, not at home, but like, I feel
like it'd be my first or anything.

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Are you sure?

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Yeah, I swear.

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I swear.

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I am really, really horny.

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Just this one time, though.

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Well, it's like, just like vacation
thing. Yeah, like it can't happen ever

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again. No, like.

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I guess if we did that at home or
whatever, like, I don't know if I'd find

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but, like... Yeah.

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Right now, no one even knows.

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Okay.

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Just this one time, though.

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Yeah. Do you promise?

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I promise.

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So much gum.

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Can I lick your asshole?

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My asshole?

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Have you ever had that done before?

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But, yeah.

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That's why we're doing this.

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This is so wrong.

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Oh, he feels so

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good.

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I'm not going to come with you this way.
Daddy, you can't come with me. I won't.

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I won't. It's alright.

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Oh look.

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life.

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I don't want to.